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Save the lawn. Bonk your friends.

Monster weeds march up five lanes towards your house. You hold the line in first person, then turn on the other gardeners and steal their points.

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How it plays

Three things, all at once

Hold the lanes

Weeds climb out of the street and march for your porch. Every lane has one lawn mower to save you. After that, the house takes the hit.

Catch the sun

Sun drops from the sky and from every weed you finish. Spend it in the shed on twin seeds, a toxic hose, a golden bat or the melon lobber.

Bonk for bounty

Knock a rival out to take 30% of their points. Every weed they killed adds a star to their bounty, so the best gardeners are the juiciest targets.

The shed

Arsenal

Every gardener starts with the bat, seed popper and sprayer. Upgrades cost sun and reset each round.

Vine Bat

Damage26
Range3.6 m
Golden Bat 100

Seed Popper

Damage6
Range45 m
Twin / Triple 75 / 175

Toxic Sprayer

Damage3/hit
Rangestream
Toxic Hose 100

Melon Lobber

Damage30
Splash3.3 m
Unlock 200
The front yard from above: five checkered lanes, the house, the street and the fences
The front yard. Five lanes, five mowers, one house.Weeds: Chomp Cabbage, Cactus Carl, Golden Rose, King Pumpkin.
Garden Fund

Half the trading fees go to the players

Every trade of the token generates a fee. Half of the fees collected during a season are shared between the players who played it. The split is built so the pool spreads across the field instead of landing with whoever wins the first few games.

SeasonsThe pool pays out once at the end of each 7-day season. Winning early has no head start.
Match points1st 10 · 2nd 6 · 3rd 4 · everyone who killed a weed 2. Only matches with 3+ real players count.
Daily capOnly your best matches each day count, so grinding all night stops paying off.
Square-root splitYour share follows the square root of your points: 4× the points earns 2× the payout.
Share ceilingNo player can take more than a set slice of the pool. The excess is shared out among everyone else.

Pool calculator

How unevenly people play: left is a level field, right is a few grinders and many casuals.
Smaller amounts roll into next season instead of being sent as dust.
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Payout by rank, top 50Garden Fund rulesPlain points split
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